Taking the cake

• The greatest achievement
  Having no access to footy on cable, I can only smile warmly on this news from afar.
• Sad amusement
  This is why Taiwan needs to be recognised as a sovereign country; otherwise, this is where the pent-up frustration goes. Or, maybe only politicians and hardened criminals belong in the slammer. When I caught this on CNN today at a pub lunch, there was a shot of a matronly woman staring blankly at a deep gash on her arm thanks to the fracas.
• Gone
  She was behind quite a few highlights in the wall of senses around us.
• Sometimes guys have all the fun
  The perfect salesperson … is worth frequent patronage.
• Better than H&M
  A resounding yes! yes! yes! Spent a good hour in the store today, I think. Looks like I’m slowly garnering a list of must-visits for certain like-minded kakis — SV pops to mind!