Egads, the Lake District, besmirched by terrorist camps!!!!!!
Suspected terrorists have mounted training exercises in some of the most popular areas of the national parks of England and Wales, the Guardian has learned.
Undercover detectives have watched groups of up to 20 men, some with known terrorist connections, taking part in outdoor training in the Lake District and elsewhere. The exercises have gone on sporadically for several years, but some training camps are understood to have been run in the past 12 months.
Can’t bear it. Just can’t bear it. Gonna explode.
In times like these, only something as silly as this would make sense:
It’s all in the tagline. Which is not even true.