Being simple of mind and tending to live by instinct rather than thought, I never really know when bull is being spouted. But sometimes a bit of the old manure (if that’s what it is) can be enjoyable, even in the name of commerce:
Lot 328: a pair of embarrassing trousers
A recent auction on eBay ended with a pair of leather trousers being sold for $102.50 (£58) after 22 bids. Buyers may have been attracted by the following short essay written by the owner …
I really should start sleeping earlier.